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5 chirurgiens :”le patient le plus facile à opérer : le politicien: pas de coeur, pas d’épine dorsale, pas de cran (entrailles), & leur tête est interchangeable

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Five surgeons discussing who the best patients
are to operate on:
 
First surgeon: I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you operate them
up, everything inside them is numbered.
 
Second surgeon: I like electricians: everything
inside them is color coded.
 
Third surgeon: Librarians are the best: everything
inside them is in alphabetical order.
 
Fourth surgeon: I like construction workers:
They always understand when you have a few 
parts leftover in the end, and when the job takes
longer than said it would.
 
Fifth surgeon:  Shuts them all up with his observation:
"You are all wrong.  Politicians  are  the  easiest  to
operate  on.   There  are  no  guts,  no  hearts,
no  spine  and  the  head  and  butt  are  interchangeable.
 
sources : Adrienne Sagherian , Zareh Abadjian